Comical Interlude
It’s Not Fair, And I Think You’re Really Mean

It’s Not Fair, And I Think You’re Really Mean

Haha, yeah, okay, we had some fun today, kids, but remember – you shouldn’t go around having orgies with just the first group of people who show any interest in you. You need to wait until you meet a special group of people who are willing to make a real commitment, so you can spend the rest of your lives having orgies together. Your orgy-virginity is like a delicate flower, and if it, like, gets plucked before the spring bloom, the… uh… the bees won’t be able to pollinate… no, scratch that. Your orgy-virginity is like a roll of tape, which loses its stickiness if you leave it attached to garbage bins for too long. You need to keep your orgy-virginity sticky, kids.

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In non-orgy news, remember back in Interlude #6 when I used some art in the background by my friend Jessie Ngaio, and then there were, uh… I think there were some unsavoury types making fun of her for not having a website? Well she has remedied that situation now, so go check it out.


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  1. Wes says:

    Nice.

    I know what you mean about Lily Allen. I bought her latest album on iTunes. While about half of it you can safely chuck, the rest of it is pretty solid. It’s Not Fair is particularly awesome.

  2. Jessie says:

    TITS! Now that’s more like it!

    Thanks for the plug too.

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